The Pillsbury Doughboy is DEAD?!?!

I know, it was a shock to me too. I always joke about the Pillsbury Doughboy dying of a yeast infection... I'm never going to joke about things like that again. Look what I just found - isn't it AWFUL?

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who buttered him up. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

TERRIBLE!! To think that all my joking has caused this! I mean, no one expects this type of thing, do they? Everyone just thinks one little joke won't hurt anything, and then it turns out that... that... *Sob* you KILL someone! I KILLED the Pillsbury Doughboy! I am such a bad person! I mean... *Sniffle* I don't know. This is so unexpected, you know? Especially this way. Joking aside, I always thought that he would have been tickled to death, the way people kept on poking his belly and all that. *Pause* CAN you die of being tickled? This... this can be really bad. Like, really, really bad, Because there's this Phantom Toe Tickler out there, and from time to time he comes and tickles me, and.... Oh my goodness! The Phantom Belly Tickler as well! This is VERY bad! What am I to do?

I am sorry for the immediate ending of this blog, I know I haven't said much, but I have to go make emergency plans. this could end in tears if something isn't done about it!

For now - Annagram

P.S. Take notice that the Jolly Green Giant didn't show up to the funeral. How DARE he not show up! He can't be jolly forever, you know. Why though... why? A respected and important figure in society dies, and he doesn't even show up to the funeral? *Shaking head* I have lost total respect for him now........